He's Not Freel-ing Baltimore Anymore

Former Red Ryan Freel isn't happy in Baltimore.

Former Cincinnati teammates and fellow superheroes, Norris Hopper and Ryan Freel, go for a quick fly around Great American Ballpark before a 2008 game.

Maybe he's just pissed because they won't do a "Ryan Freel Dirty Shirt" promotion like they did in Cincinnati.

It's all downhill after a team creates a shirt that looks like a baby shit all over it. No wonder he's dissatisfied.

It Was Freel Nice Knowin' Ya [alternate headline: The Freel Deal]

Today, one of everyone's favorite Reds, Ryan Freel, was traded (pending approval) to the Orioles for catcher Ramon Hernandez.

We'll sure miss seeing the all-too-rare-these-days hustle, but at least we won't suffer through possibly witnessing a man die each time a ball is hit to the wall in Great American.Best of luck, Freel.