Saturday, March 28, 2009

What do we really know? [my visit to the Creation Museum in Northern Kentucky]

let's find out...

A letter from T Rex to the Galatians

T-Rex belched in my face... and it was good.


I hadn't either. Wow, this kid is no dummy.


Dad explains trilobites, Bible style.


Popularity: temporary. A concept that doesn't compute with the Nani.


"Whatever! I'll do what I want." --eric cartman

collage of all wrong with world 1

collage of all wrong with world 2



collage of all wrong with the world 1

Bitches. People of all shapes & sizes learn how the Fall of Man was woman's fault.


This video display showed a fallen member of the modern world rolling a joint and then getting on the Internet. Oh the humanity.



Am I the only one who sees a Chicago Cubs emblem in here?


After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve were visited by E.T.


my wife and I shed our garb and hopped into a display


Noah, how could you save the dinosaurs and not us!?


Mennonite parents approve of this entertainment


Huh! I didn't know this. How wonderful.


Come to think of it, we may still be living with dinosaurs. The ones in this picture are finding out how Noah was able to fit all their dinosaur ancestors on the Ark. Great work, Noah!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Celebration Got A Little Out of Control ....

His Syracuse teammates rush to give Eric Devendorf a Rusty Trombone:


If that's what he got for the shot that didn't win the game, I wonder what his teammates did after the 6-overtime victory?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

what is this?

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Quote of the Day

Dick Polman:

I can’t fathom the new Republican hue and cry about how Barack Obama is supposedly trying to “Europeanize” the U.S.A.

Think about it: If they couldn’t successfully discredit his ’08 candidacy by linking him to our terrorist enemies, how can they possibly discredit his ’09 domestic agenda by linking him to our friends?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

1977 Camaro stolen AGAIN

Yes, it has been stolen from me twice, my beautiful rust colored 1977 Camaro LT with a small block 305 v8 and a 3500 turbo transmission.

And this time it was stolen by my insurance company.

A Good Day for Edgeweeds

Yesterday I received this missive from Edgeweeds, who's lamented the loss of his cougar magnet for nearly three years.
CAMARO RECOVERED.

Here is a picture of my rust colored 1977 Camaro LT sitting in the impound lot. Having it towed to mechanic tomorrow. Was stolen in October 2006.
Congrats, Edgeweeds, at least until Stealing Larry takes it from you again.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Quote of the Day

Peter Travers of Rolling Stone reviewing "The Last House on the Left":

Ten minutes into this puke-slick remake of Wes Craven's infamous 1972 revenge classic on rape, torture and murder, I knew this crapathon would give Watchmen a run for its money as this weekend's top box-office bell ringer. Such is the debased state of American moviegoing barely three months into the new year, a time when profits soar and taste sinks to sewage levels.

Sheesh. Bitter much?

Friday, March 13, 2009

English Football Pep Talk

Random Chinese Secrets

My co-worker translates: "run, etcetera, sorry, woods, ball," and "run" is repeated at the bottom though was cropped out of the photo. She says that the whole restaurant is filled with nonsense; I guess you don't need to make any sense when decorating a Chinese restaurant in America.

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Stewart lunges, Cramer cowers



Andrew Sullivan has a GREAT recap:
I watched the Daily Show with growing shock last night. Did you expect that? I expected a jolly and ultimately congenial discussion, after some banter. What Cramer walked into was an ambush of anger. He crumbled from the beginning. From then on, with the almost cruel broadcasting of his earlier glorifying of financial high-jinks, you almost had to look away. This was, in my view, a real cultural moment. It was a storming of the Bastille. It was, as Fallows notes, journalism.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

logo for Nani's Third Annual Sausage Party Circle Jerk




Having a sixth sense might just bring me back to blogging...

Tom Brady, "I will crush you in my house of destruction"

See amusing Dhani Jones video here.

Why I blog less, why is this person repeatedly "friending" me, and why would anyone find Wordle useful?

Why, I am blogging less.

And

Here's why I am blogging less. Several reasons:
  • iPhone - I don't need to get out that bulky laptop to be online (remember when that sleek laptop kept us from having to use our bulky desktops?)
  • The election is over, the hot topic has passed, and the new one, the financial crisis, isn't something I'm qualified to write about - maybe our resident banking expert, Freddy 4th St., can pick up the slack
  • The economy - even though I think I'm pretty secure at work, I have the schizophrenic feeling that I could be fired at any moment. Hence, must prove worth by busting arse.
  • Work - been busy.
Mostly though, it's been the iPhone; and I don't see myself typing out big ol' entries with that contraption.

On to another topic: Facebook.

Why, is this person "friending" me for the third time?

Yes, this is correct.

Why is this person "friending me for the third time? Honestly, I'd like to know, but to do so would probably require accepting the "friend" whom I don't ever actually remember speaking to in my life... the person is a childhood schoolmate with whom I don't ever remember hanging out. It is really strange. Is this some kind of automated request thing? I don't get it.

Finally, something I find completely useless: Wordle.This "work of art" was generated by Wordle based on the content at this blog. I find it to be a piece of shite and not representative of the blog. Nice try, Wordle.

What do you think?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Jon Stewart Takes Down CNBC

Brilliant.

Monday, March 2, 2009

blitzen trapper

next stop: cincinnati

blitzen trapper

Brooklyn

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