Rabbit Hash, Ky. -- A local man is reeling after sitting down, doing the math, and estimating that he will spend 10.4 days over the course of his life untangling the earbuds that connect to his personal music player, that is, if the white thingamajigs don't strangle him first.Nani J. Cootsack, while dismayed at the loss of this precious time, restored his spirit by rationalizing that by dismantling the wiry snafus for approximately 1 minute of each day for the next 50 years, he would also sharpen his mind tremendously.
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