Wednesday, June 25, 2008

More of the Plastered Trollop's Blatant Hypocracy

When we last tuned in, I was slamming the Plastered Trollop, Cindy McCain, for taking a pot shot at Michelle Obama over the latter's comment about being "proud" of her country for the first time in her adult life.

The Plastered Trollop, if you recall, sprinted past Laura Bush (who did the classy thing and defended the comment) to jab the shank into Michelle Obama's back, saying, "well, I've always been proud of my country."

Maybe that makes you better than Michelle Obama, Plastered Trollop. Maybe not. Certainly the fact that you stole prescription drugs from a third-world charity to feed your painkiller addiction makes it substantially less likely that you can one-up the Michelle Obama, who has a lot more on her resume than merely being the heir to a beer distributorship fortune.

But if it does - and that's a big motherfucking "if" - then it likewise makes you better than that sniveling, flip-flopping, pathetic piece of shit husband of yours, John McSame. Here's what the 5'6" presumptive Republican presidential nominee said on the friendly turf of the Sean Hannity show:
HANNITY: You spent two years of this five-and-a-half-year period in solitary confinement. What does that do to a person, to spend that much time in solitary confinement?

MCCAIN: I think it makes you a better person. Obviously, it makes you love America. I really didn't love America until I was deprived of her company.
And of course, there's also Flipper McCain's admission that it can be "tough" to be proud of America.

Cindy, I only say this because I care: Do. Not. Neglect. Hygiene. It is important that you clean Michelle Obama's blood off of that shank before you jam it into John's back.

Or would an ounce of principled consistency be too much to ask?

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