Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Arkansas Chumps Get a Load of Brutus' Beef, No Cake

As I recall crying my eyes out for two hours straight while watching Borat in a crowded theater in 2006, I feel my eyes welling up again two years later.

It seems that Sasha Baron Cohen is back in the States again, this time filming "BrĂ¼no: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt."

Here's the flyer that duped Arkansas good ol' boys into witnessing acts they'd only previously seen after stumbling drunk into their town's version of the Blue Oyster Bar.

Amazingly, no deaths were reported - either by way of heart attack or by lynching.

For the Razorbacks, this would be worse than going to Wrestlemania and getting nothing but a bill incorporating Leaping Lanny (not Lenny) Poffo into each match.


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