Jesse Jackson Supports Eunuch for President

Before appearing on Fox News for an interview and unaware that his mic was "hot," the good reverend, Jesse Jackson, quipped to another guest, "See, Barack been, um, talking down to black people on this faith based... I want to cut his nuts off... Barack... he's talking down to black people."

Obama smiles unsuspectingly as Jackson attempts castration last winter.

Jackson later publicly regretted his statement and made a claim which veered off-course and described his own nether-region, "My support for Senator Obama's campaign is as wide, deep and unequivocal as my own lathered hatchet wound... seriously, it's a drenched chasm down there."