Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Sarah Palin Files, Pt. 48-A

The Rude Pundit, unintentionally explaining the difference between himself and Rich Lowry:

Today's question is a simple, forthright, and honest one from rude reader JellyRoll M., who asks, "Would you do Sarah Palin?"


... the voice is one of the most sexually-appealing attributes of a lover, from low, intoned murmurs to high-pitched but throaty moans to dirty talk of all sorts, and, frankly, however attractive a person she might be, the idea of hearing Sarah Palin say, "Oh, yeah, cum on my tits and rub it in with your dick" is enough to make the Rude Pundit prefer masturbating to an Ecuadoran website dedicated to porn featuring one-legged burn victims.

Although the Rude One was talking about a slightly different, more interactive activity if you will, I assume the same logic applies.

Rich Lowry jerks it to Palin. The Rude One will not.

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