best thing about having pirates over for thanksgiving is that they leave their pirate booty exposed

Aaaaarr! bring me me rum with that turkey ye scurvey dog!

happy thanksgiving

in Pittsburgh, there is not only a law that beer must be bought at a specially licensed beer store, but also one that requires all hotels to convey a "pirate" theme in honor baseball great Smokey Burgess, who "was a little fat catcher," according to Nani's mammi
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