Stick Elected to Highest Position in America (for Toys)

CNN reports that The National Toy Hall of Fame has inducted the stick into its majestic institution. Claiming that voter fraud had much to do with the selection of the stick, an alliance formed by some mud, a crab-apple, a dandelion, a pine-cone, and a flat-sided rock perfect for skipping, also filed a law suit claiming that they had been defamed by negative campaigning by the stick, which, in ads, had claimed that members of the alliance had once lived in a forest with several controversial figures, including the marijuana leaf and the magic mushroom.

The stick, which is alleged have once had a relationship with the mud, and actually lived "in the mud," could not be reached for comment.