Monday, September 1, 2008

Onion: Last-Minute 9/11 Shopping for Cheney

The Onion, Nani's great hope for future employment, has captured a real gem.

WASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11.

"I looked at the calendar yesterday, and I couldn't believe my eyes—9/11 is almost here!" a rosy-cheeked Cheney said upon returning to the White House Sunday with two giant bags overflowing with gift-wrapped boxes and big red bows. "It's the most wonderful time of the year."

Here is the full article. Where is Cheney these days anyway?

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