The Sarah Palin Files, Pt. 14

You just knew this was coming:



I personally appreciate the cameo and guest commentary of the Plastered Trollop - something I had been meaning to write about.

Funny, I didn't realize that being the heiress to a beer distributorship qualified one to render foreign policy opinions so childish and stupid that only a first-grader would agree. Listening to Cindy McCain reason that the geographic proximity of Alaska and Russia gives Palin foreign policy chops is like listening to Britney Spears explain the finer points of Superstring Theory in between smacks of her gum.